Attempts slam poetry
Me: “Sooooo uhm…. Society sucks… Yeah”
Me: *drops mike*
Plot twist: Mikes a person
Plot twist: *slams mike**talking to a hot guy named Will*
Him- “you should really try the fried cheese!”
Me- “Will do (me)”
cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
Maybe you’re a bitch
i mean i definitely am but youre still boring
(via confirmance)
(Source: gangsters-wife, via blackhe-art)
(Source: guremike.jp, via humorstar)
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